TGI Wednesday
The ** indicates admission is $5 or less, or free. Full-price admission is listed; the * denotes discounts (or free) for students, seniors, military, members and/or children. Call the venue for details.
MUSIC
** AT&T Wildest Show in Town, with a Hawaiian music concert 'Ale'a, 6 p.m., Honolulu Zoo; gates open at 4:35 p.m.; also: guided tour of select zoo animals (5:15-5:45 p.m.; limited to 30 attendees) and a keiki coloring contest of different animals; the summer music series continues at 6 p.m. Wednesdays through Aug. 29; free (donations to the Honolulu Zoological Society will be accepted). 531-0101, 926-3191.
Patti Smith, alternative rocker, songwriter and poet, 8 p.m., World Cafe; doors open at 7 p.m.; a Goldenvoice event; for all ages; $20. 526-4400 (Ticket Plus).
** Langley Ukulele Ensemble from British Columbia, 8:30-9:30 p.m., Sheraton Waikiki Hotel main lobby; their repertoire includes pop, jazz, classical, folk and Hawaiian songs; free. 922-4422.
DANCE
Hip-Hop/Funk Dance Classes, for teens and adults, 7-8:30 p.m., Aloha Activity Center; beginning and intermediate levels available; $10 per hour. Register: 224-4777.
STAGE
"Tales of Urban Hawaii," stories, songs and comedy about everyday life in Hawai'i performed by Ray Bumatai, M. Kalani Souza, Darrell Aquino and John Glaser, 8 p.m., The ARTS at Marks Garage; repeats at 8 p.m. daily through Saturday, and at 2 p.m. Sunday; $15. 521-2903, 528-0506.
FILMS
** "Amores Perros" (2000), 7:30 p.m., The Academy Theater; $5*. 532-8700.
** "Wittgenstein" (1993), 7:30 p.m., Krauss Hall, Yukiyoshi Room 012, UH-Manoa; $3*. 956-3836.
FAIRS & FESTIVALS
** Aloha Tower Marketplace Farmers Market, 8 a.m.-2 p.m., marketplace promenade; fruits and vegetables, Polynesian and Hawaiian crafts, and more; free admission. 566-2337.
** Star of the Sea Church Thrift Sale Summer Sizzler Sale to benefit the church's Outreach Ministry, 9 a.m.-1 p.m., 4470 Aliikoa St.; also Friday and Saturday; free admission. 734-0396.
MIXED BAG
Grand Opening of Bishop Museum at KAlia, a Hawaiian cultural activities center, 9 a.m.-9 p.m., Kalia Tower, Hilton Hawaiian Village; center hours: 9 a.m.-9 p.m. daily except Christmas; $11.95* ($6.95* kama'aina). 949-4321.
Glass Blowing Demonstration, view students blowing glass at workshop, 9 a.m.-8 p.m., Art Center at Linekona; free (slots still available for glass blowers, $15 for 3 hours). 944-5881, 956-5258.
NIGHTCLUBS
Jameson's Seafood Grill, Restaurant Row, 521-6488, Leonani, classic Hawaiian songs, 6-8 p.m.
Kapono's, Aloha Tower Marketplace, 536-2100, Ilaniwai, Hawaiian, 6-9 p.m. and Col÷n, contemporary, 9 p.m.-1 a.m.
Ryan's Grill, Ward Centre, 591-9132, Soul Free, rock 'n' roll, 9 p.m.-midnight.
Sheraton Princess Ka'iulani Hotel, 'Ainahau Showroom, 931-4660, Creation, Polynesian music and dance with fire knife performances, 6 and 8:30 p.m.
Studio 6, Musicians Association of Hawaii building, 596-2121, Nueva Vida Jazz Thang, 8 p.m.