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The Honolulu Advertiser
Posted on: Wednesday, April 3, 2002

THE LEFT LANE
Lip balmoholics

By Tanya Bricking
Advertiser Staff Writer

Attention, lip balmoholics. You, with the Chap Stick in your pocket. You, with the three flavors of Bonnie Bell Lip Smackers in your purse. At last, there is a 12-step program to help you overcome your addiction: Lip Balm Anonymous, run by Californian Kevin Crossman (known as balmoholic "Kevin C." on his site), which can be viewed either as a satirical take on addiction programs or as an amusing rant against the lip-balm industry.

The confessionals are classic: "Recently, I have been covering my Bath & Body Works Cherry Lip Balm with Clinique Black Honey Gloss, hoping that I can convince those who care about me that it's just lipstick. They see through my pathetic ruse," a woman identified as Steph E. wrote. "Cold turkey won't work, as I just stage midnight raids on the Vaseline jar. I don't think I can ever kick this thing."

— Tanya Bricking, Advertiser staff writer

Fluorescents at home

Fluorescent lights, long considered mere factory fixtures, are becoming favorites of homeowners, who have benefited from a three-year program by the U.S. Department of Energy to increase fluorescent use. The new so-called "compact fluorescent lamps" use about one-fourth of the electricity but last up to 10 times longer than typical incandescent light bulbs. They come in a variety of sizes and are guaranteed to last five years.

According to the U.S. Department of Energy, if every U.S. household replaced just one 60-watt incandescent light bulb with a 15-watt CFL, it would be comparable to removing the pollution from 1 million cars on the road. Find the bulbs at Home Depot, Costco and Safeway; they cost $4.99 to $20 per lamp.

— Chris Oliver, Advertiser staff writer