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The cannibal Easter Bunny
My 4-year-old nephew, Christian, wanted to visit with the Easter Bunny. While waiting in line, he asked his mother why the Easter Bunny is so big. My sister didn't have an answer for him.
When it was his turn, he sat down on the bunny's lap, gazed into its costume mouth and saw the head of a man.
He looked a little disturbed as he took the candy-filled egg, smiled for the photo and ran back to his mother.
"Now I know why the Easter Bunny's so big, Mom. Because he ate a man!"
— Stacy Yuen Hernandez, Honolulu
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