By Ferd Lewis
Today is Halloween but it still isn't too late for some leading sports figures to get their one-of-a-kind costumes in time for this evening's festivities.
Imagine, for example, some of the following trick-or-treaters showing up on your doorstep tonight:
Terrell Owens as an Oscar Mayer hot dog with plenty of mustard.
The Cincinnati Bengals in San Diego Charger uniforms, so they can feel like a real NFL team for one day at least.
June Jones as a Western Athletic Conference referee.
Michael Eisner as the Angels' Rally Monkey.
Herman Frazier as John Hirokawa, so he can make that impending UH budget deficit disappear.
Allen Iverson and Larry Brown as Oscar Madison and Felix Unger, the other odd couple.
UH slotback Britton Komine as a $100 bill, because he's been as good as cash for the Warriors this season.
Fresno State football coach Pat Hill as the Dr. Evil he seems to have become to UH fans.
Chris Webber in prison stripes because you never know.
Baseball commissioner Bud Selig as a bobble-head figure.
Monday Night Football sideline reporter Melissa Stark as Andy Rooney.
Lennox Lewis and Roy Jones Jr. as Rick Fox and Doug Christie.
Shaquille O'Neal in a Sacramento Kings jersey.
Randy Moss as a NASCAR driver.
Jeff Kent as Barry Bonds.
Gary Coleman as Dusty Baker's son, Darren.
Tyrone Willingham as Knute Rockne.
Kim Willoughby as a beautician, for all the facials she is giving.
Vince Manuwai as The Rock.
Uncle Fester as Mike Cavanaugh.
Dusty Baker in a Seattle Mariners uniform.
Joanne Carner as Hootie Johnson.
Riley Wallace as Billy Tubbs.
A Dairy Queen manager as Mark Cuban.
George O'Leary as the Notre Dame football coach.
Ralph Nader as an NBA referee.
Hugh Yoshida as Vili Fehoko, the Warrior mascot.
Martha Stewart as Marie-Reine Le Gougne, the French skating judge.
Dave Shoji as Long Beach State volleyball coach Brian Gimillaro.
Curtis Strange as Sam Torrance.
Alex Rodriguez holding a sign: "Will bunt for cash."
Dick Vitale as Jeff Portnoy.
Spud Webb as Yao Ming.