TGI Wednesday

COMEDY

Orny Adams, 8 p.m., Laugh Factory, Queen Kapi'olani Hotel; $25*. 931-4490.

FAMILY TIES

Preschool Pirates, with a treasure hunt, craft activity and games, 10-11:30 a.m., Sea Life Park; for ages 1-5; $15 parent/child team. 259-2512.

MIXED BAG

MAkaha Sons' Secretaries' Day Lunch Buffet, with Melveen Leed and hosted by Rodney Villanueva, doors open 11 a.m., lunch/show begins 11:30 a.m., Renaissance Ilikai Waikiki Hotel, Pacific Ballroom; $33. Reservations: 944-6372.

Secretaries' Day with Da "Boss" — Frank DeLima, 11 a.m., Ohana Reef Towers, Palace Showroom; $35 includes lunch. Reservations: 923-7469, 922-6408.

Secretaries' Day Luncheon Show, with Andy Bumatai, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m., Ala Moana Hotel, Hibiscus Ballroom; $29. Reservations: 955-4811.

ONE-TIME GIGS

Earth Day at Kapono's, with Henry Kapono, 5:30-8:30 p.m., and Inoa'ole, 9 p.m.-midnight, Kapono's. 536-2161.

Keahi Conjugacion, Dan Del Negro and Friends, jazz, 6-9 p.m., Honolulu Club Lounge. 543-3900.

Not for Deadheads Only, rock, 6:30-9 p.m., Muddy Waters Espresso. 254-2004.

Wayne Takamine, contemporary Hawaiian, adult contemporary, jazz, classical guitar, 6:30-9 p.m., 3660 on the Rise. 737-1177.

The PBS Big Band, with Gabe Baltazar, 8-10 p.m., Studio 6. 596-2121.

Make a Date, 9 p.m., Hula's Bar & Lei Stand. 923-0669.

B-Side with DJ Spinobi, with AbstracTheory and DJs KSM, Slow Daddy, G-Spot, Lisa V and Syzel, 9 p.m.-4 a.m., Wave Waikiki; for 18 and older. 941-0424.