TGI Thursday

The indicates admission is $5 or less, or free. Full-price admission is listed; the * denotes discounts (or free) for students, seniors, military, members and/or children. Call the venue for details.

Dec. 11

COMEDY

Robert Schimmel, comedian/actor and cancer survivor who's appeared on HBO, OConan O'Brienî and OThe Howard Stern Show,î 8 p.m., Pipeline Cafe; repeats 8 p.m. Dec. 12; $20-$25. 926-3000.

HOLIDAYS

Farrington High School Band, holiday show, 5 p.m., Windward Mall center stage; free. 235-1143.

Kapahulu MøUiliUili Christmas Parade, 6:30-8 p.m., starts at K•hiø Elementary School, ends at Old Stadium Park; free. 732-1216.

Dole Middle School Band, Christmas music, 8-8:45 p.m., Ala Moana Center stage; free. 955-9517.

FAIRS & FESTIVALS

Hawaiian Arts and Crafts, on display and for sale, 9 a.m.-noon, Waikiki Beach Marriott Resort and Spa; free. 922-6611.

MIXED BAG

Hawaiian Historical Society's Annual Open House and Book Sale, 4:30-6:30 p.m., the society's Library Reading Room; free. 537-6271.

OA Celebration of Pets,î with ornament-personalization for a past or present pet to decorate celebration tree, 6-7 p.m., Hawaiian Humane Society l?nai; bring 3-inch photos of pets; $5*. 946-2187, ext. 225.

Rhythm & Rhyme, poetry reading, music, art and open-mike hosted by Brenda Kwon, 6:30-9:30 p.m., Coffee Talk; free. 737-7444.

ONE-TIME GIGS

Del Beazley and Dwight Kanae, Hawaiian, 6-9 p.m., Sam Choy's Breakfast, Lunch & Crab. 545-7979.

Anita Hall, contemporary, 7-10:30 p.m., Gordon Biersch. 599-4877.

Mihana, smooth jazz, 7-9 p.m., Duc's.

DragonFly with Amber, jazz, soul and holiday, 8:30-11 p.m., The Ultra Bar, Royal Garden Hotel. 943-0202.

Razed In Black, industrial, goth, trance, synthpop and metal, 9 p.m.-4 a.m., Wave Waikiki; 18 and older. $8-$15. 591-3500.

DANCE VENUES

Paddler's Night, 4:30 p.m.-4 a.m., Ocean Club; 21 and older. 531-8444.

OSalsa After Dark,î with DJs Ray Cruz and Rod, 5 p.m.-1 a.m., Rumours; also, free salsa lessons by Salsa 101, 6:30-7:30 p.m.; 21 and older. 941-5216, 955-4811.

Rock the Beach House, with Tati and K-Smooth, 6 p.m.-2 a.m., The Beach House, Pier 7, Aloha Tower Marketplace. 566-0644.

Solid, 9 p.m., Kapahulu Bar-B-Q Hut Sports Bar; 21 and older. www.quadmag.com.

Ladies Night, with DJ K-Dogg, 9 p.m.-1 a.m., Kemoo Farm, The Pub and Lakeside Lanai; 21 and older. 622-5009, 621-1835.

Thirsty Thursdays, 9 p.m.-1 a.m., Turtle Bay Resort, Bay Club. 293-8811.

Artist Groove Network, hosted by Roni, Greg, Frank and Peter, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., Reign Night Club. 597-1996.

Connect Four, hosted by Sean D. and Ion Myke, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., Velvet Lounge; 18 and older. www.quadmag.com.

Dancehall Vibez, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., Bikini Cantina; 21 and older. 521-2547.

Deep Blue, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., Blue Tropix; 18 and older. 944-0001.

DJ Dancin' Adam, 9 p.m.-4 a.m., Nashville Waikiki; also, country dancing from 4 p.m. 926-7911.

Taboo Thursdays, with Juliet Lighter and Hypersquad Dance Co., 9 p.m.-4 a.m., Volcanoes Nightclub; 21 and older. 528-7071.

Thirsty Thursdays, hip-hop, house and trance, 9 p.m.-4 a.m., Zanzabar Night Club; 21 and older. 924-3939.

Thunky Thursdayz, house, trance and progressive, 9 p.m.-4 a.m., Tabu Nightclub; 21 and older. 946-6499.

CLUBS

Pau Hana, 4:30-7 p.m., Dave & Buster's Sunset Bar. 589-5007.

Blue Thursday, jazz with Stewart Cunningham, 8-11 p.m., Indigo Eurasian Cuisine, Green Room. 521-2900.

Imai and Friends, 8 p.m.-midnight, Coconut Willy's. 923-9454.

Tino and the Rhythm Klub, 8:30 p.m.-midnight, Sheraton Waikiki Hotel, Esprit Nightclub. 922-4422.

Annette Alcos, 8:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m., Aaron's Atop the Ala Moana. 955-4466.

David Swanson, vocals and piano, 8:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m., Halekulani, Lewers Lounge. 923-2311.

Guy Imoto, Island favorites and classic rock, 9 p.m., Ye Olde Fox and Hounds in K?hala. 738-5655.

Mundo Muzak, roots reggae, R&B, afro beat and international soul featuring Efoe Bedal, 9 p.m., Anna Bannana's; 21 and older. 946-5190.

Rumba Night, 9 p.m., with Go-Go Boyz at 10 p.m., Hula's Bar & Lei Stand. 923-0669.

Booze Brothers, 9 p.m.-1 a.m., Kelley O'Neil's. 926-1777.

The Piranha Brothers, rock 'n' roll, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., Irish Rose Saloon. 924-7711.