TGI Wednesday

The indicates admission is $5 or less, or free. Full price is listed; the * denotes lower price for students, seniors, military, members and/or children. Call the venue for details.

STAGE OPENING

"Darkweed," a venture into the realm of horror comic fantasy, 8 p.m., Earle Ernst Lab Theatre; $9*. 956-7655.

COMEDY

Mike Marino and Ralphie May, 8 p.m., Laugh Factory, Queen Kapi'olani Hotel; $25*. 931-4490.

FILM

"Waiting for Happiness (Heremakono)" (2002, French with English subtitles), 1 and 7:30 p.m., Doris Duke at the Academy; $5*. 532-8768.

ONE-TIME GIGS

Zero Gravity, with Three Plus, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., Brew Moon Restaurant and Microbrewery; for 21 and older. 593-0088.

Allstar Pro VIP Kickoff Party, with pro football players, 10 p.m.-4 a.m., Zanzabar Night Club. 924-3939.

CLUBS

Turnstyles, contemporary jazz, 5-8 p.m., Gordon Biersch Brewery and Restaurant. 599-4877.

Insomnia Lounge, drum-n-bass, trip hop, acid jazz and downtempo, 6-9 p.m., Insomnia Cafe. 393-2422.

Imai and Friends, 8 p.m.-midnight, Coconut Willy's. 923-9454.

Tiny TV IDYL's Karaoke Contest, finals, 8:30 p.m., Eastside Grill. 952-6555.

Tino and the Rhythm Klub, top 40, 8:30 p.m.-midnight, Sheraton Waikiki Hotel, Esprit Nightclub. 922-4422.

Soul Cafe, 8:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m., Aaron's Atop the Ala Moana Hotel. 955-4466.

Toomey and Bud Cerio, 8:30 p.m.-1 a.m., Kelley O'Neil's. 926-1777.

Open Jam with Oopso Facto, 9 p.m.-midnight, Tiares Sports Bar & Grill. 230-8911.

Even Steven, rock 'n' roll, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., Ohana Reef Towers, Irish Rose Saloon. 924-7711.