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Tea-party quip
One day, my 4-year-old daughter, Mikaela, was having a tea party with her grandma. As Mikaela placed her tea set on the table, Grandma tried to seat the dolls in their respective chairs. One doll was giving Grandma a hard time as it didn't quite fit on the chair.
"I think Strawberry Shortcake is too big for this chair," Grandma lamented after trying several times to bend and twist the uncooperative doll.
"No, Grandma," Mikaela corrected. "She's just having a bad chair day."
Submitted by Laurie Moore of Kane'ohe.
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