By Ferd Lewis
Advertiser Columnist

A look at some of the sports headlines you're guaranteed not to see in the paper on any other day of the year.

• Michelle Wie puts golf clubs up for sale on eBay, declares her future is in soccer.
• State report says Aloha Stadium will be good for at least another 20 years — or until Yankees open a baseball season here.
• Allen Iverson declares new goal is to win the NBA's "sixth man" award.
• Jerry Tarkanian named to NCAA Board of Directors.
• Tampa Bay Devil Rays begin taking orders for World Series tickets.
• Kahuku High to drop football.
• "Yes, it was all about the money," newest baseball multi-millionaire says.
• Billy Packer to receive honorary degree from St. Joseph's.
• Terrell Owens changes mind, demands trade to San Francisco.
• Freddy Adu admits he's old enough to vote.
• Jim Harrick Jr. announced as graduation speaker at Georgia.
• Rick Neuheisel wins official University of Washington NCAA basketball pool.
• Jack McKeon signs 10-year contract with Marlins.
• Dave Shoji predicts national title for Rainbow Wahine in 2004.
• June Jones declares passing is passé; Rainbows to dedicate spring practice to running game.
• Vince Goo says retirement is overrated, wants back into coaching.
• Notre Dame seeks WAC membership.
• Sportscaster Bobby Curran gives up radio gig to start catfish stand in Ruston, La.
• Hawai'i applies for NHL franchise.
• Sheraton Hawai'i Bowl turns down Jan. 1 date.
• NIT pledges no more road trips for Hawai'i.
• NCAA investigates Duke basketball; Dave Bliss hired to "clean up" program.
• Babe Ruth lifts "curse" on Red Sox.
• Barry Bonds to star in BALCO commercials.
• Baghdad bids for Olympic Games.
• Quarterback Tim Chang boos Aloha Stadium fans when wave attempt falters in Section NN.
• Rush Limbaugh to get second chance on "Monday Night Football"; to be paired with Al Franken.
• NCAA loophole allows Carl English to return to college.
• KFVE, Oceanic and KHON to jan-ken-po for next UH TV contract.
• Suzy Kolber to wed Joe Namath.
• UH drops Florida Atlantic from football schedule, picks up Black Hills State.
• Riley Wallace named CEO of Golden Corral restaurants.
• WAC basketball tournament awarded to UH.
• Akebono gives up K-1 fighting to ride in Kentucky Derby.

Reach Ferd Lewis at flewis@honoluluadvertiser.com or 525-8044.