THE LEFT LANE
Retro in wood
Advertiser Staff and News Services
Sean Gilbert designs armoires, sofas, pune'e, side tables, chests and chairs incorporating '40s-style carvings of anthuriums, bird of paradise and bamboo. The furniture is made in Java of acacia, a relative of koa.
Gilbert, who is fluent in Indonesian, visits the villagers with whom he has set up manufacturing every six weeks to oversee production.
Hawaiian Furniture & Lamp Co. is open 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily at 801 Dillingham Blvd., across the parking lot from Costco. Information: 531-5393.
Be mine, let's dine
The divine comedy
Want to find religious humor? Check www.beliefnet.com, where the message boards are chock full of the latest "screw in a lightbulb" banter.
Example:
Q. How many Amish does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. What lightbulb?
Or:
Q. How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One to change it, and one not to change it.
You can also find Pearly Gate jokes, God's voice mail, pagan jokes, and bumper stickers when you click on "humor" under the Culture category.
Remember, "de gustibus non est disputandum (there's no arguing about taste)," especially when it comes to religion and humor so some of these might not tickle your fancy.
A little heart-to-heart
Glamour recently named women's heart health as its official cause, since more women die each day of cardiovascular conditions than any other disease yet many women are unaware of the danger.