TGI Wednesday

The indicates admission is $5 or less, or free. Full-price admission is listed; the * denotes discounts for members. Call the venue for details.

CONCERTS

AT&T Wildest Show 2004, with Pacific Fleet Big Band, 6 p.m. (gates open 4:35 p.m.) Honolulu Zoo stage lawn; $1. 926-3191.

DANCE

Bandstand Swing, 7-9 p.m., Kapi'olani Park bandstand; $4. 236-4082.

COMEDY

Sharkey's Comedy Club, with Rocky LaPorte, 8 p.m., All Star Hawaii, $12.; open-mike show, 10 p..m., $5; continues 8 p.m. Thursday-July 3 and 10 p.m. July 2-3. 531-4242.

FILMS

"The Return" (2004, Russian with English subtitles), 1 and 7:30 p.m., Doris Duke Theatre at the Academy; $5*. 532-8768.

"Speedo" 8 p.m., doors open 7 p.m. for Cinema Under the Influence, the Opium Den at Indigo restaurant; $5*. 550-0496.

FAMILY TIES

Ronald McDonald Show, celebrating the Hawai'i State Public Library System Children's Summer Reading Program, 3 p.m., Pearl City Public Library; free. 453-6566.

MIXED BAG

The Old School, New School, Too Cool for School Poetry Celebration, open-mike poetry party presented by Wordstew, 7 p.m., The Treehaus, 162 N. King St.; free. 554-7916.

ONE-TIME GIGS

Jazz Wednesday, with Abe Lagrimas, Shawn Conley, Brien Matson, Scott Villiger and Hal Mita, 6 p.m., the Honolulu Club. 543-3916.

Art Kalahiki and Mike Saffery, Hawaiian, 6-9 p.m., Sam Choy's Breakfast, Lunch & Crab. 545-7979.

Speed Dating, 7-9 p.m., Hula's Bar & Lei Stand. 923-0669.

DANCE VENUES

Batacumbe, with DJs Miriam and Angel, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., Volcanoes Nightclub; 18 and older. 528-7071.

Girls Gone Wild Wednesdays, house and hip-hop, 9 p.m.-4 a.m., Wave Waikiki; 18 and older. 941-0424.

DJ Country Brett, 9 p.m.-4 a.m., Nashville Waikiki; country dancing from 4 p.m. 926-7911.

Runway Wednesdays, with DJs Billy G and Frankie, 9 p.m.-4 a.m., Zanzabar Night Club; 18 and older. 924-3939.

The Funk, with D'Mutha Funkin' D, 9:30 p.m.-2 a.m., Anna Bannanas; 21 and older. 946-5190.

Club Puma, 10 p.m.-2 a.m., Reign Night Club; 21 and older. 597-1996.

Smooth, with DJs Stealth and Sonik, 10 p.m.-2 a.m., Dave & Buster's Sunset Bar; 18 and older. 589-5007.

Vintage, old school hip-hop, soul and R&B, 10 p.m.-2 a.m., Indigo Eurasian Cuisine's Green Room and Opium Den; 21 and older. 521-2900.

Ladies Night, with DJ Seraps, 10 p.m.-4 a.m., Cellar Nightclub; Men of Paradise, 8-10 p.m.; 18 and older. 923-9952.

Wild Wednesdays, with Tati Girl and

Jimmy Taco, 10 p.m.-4 a.m., Venus Nightclub; 18 and older. 951-8671.

Lipstick and Shirt Night, with DJ Rude Dogg, 11 p.m., Blue Tropix; 18 and older. 944-0001.

CLUBS

Stardust, with Rocky Brown, 7:30-10:30 p.m., Sheraton Waikiki Hotel, Hanohano Room. 922-4422.

Imai and Friends, 8 p.m.-midnight, Coconut Willy's. 923-9454.

Hot Chocolate with Vanilla, 8:30 p.m., Aaron's Atop the Ala Moana. 955-4466.

Tino and the Rhythm Klub, 8:30 p.m.-midnight, Sheraton Waikiki Hotel, Esprit Nightclub. 922-4422.

Guy and Carl, 9 p.m., Ye Olde Fox and Hounds in Kahala. 738-5655.

Even Steven, rock 'n' roll, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., Ohana Reef Towers, Irish Rose Saloon. 924-7711.

New Stew Crew, funk/fusion, 9:30 p.m.-12:30 a.m., Sand Island R&B. 847-5001.

Karaoke with Sista Kea, 10 p.m., Eastside Grill. 952-6555.

Wild Wednesdays, with DJ KD, 10 p.m.-1 a.m., Players 'Aiea. 488-8226.

Open Jam, with Oopso Facto, 10:30 p.m.-1:30 a.m., Tiares Sports Bar & Grill. 230-8911.