The 4 indicates admission is $5 or less, or free. Full-price admission is listed; * denotes discounts (or free) for students, seniors, military, members, children and/or advance purchases. Call venue for details.

CONCERT

√ Starbucks Wildest Show in Town, with Makana and Friends, 4:35 p.m., Honolulu Zoo; $2. 926-3191.

STAGE

"Pageant," off-Broadway musical spoof on beauty contests, 7:30 p.m., Manoa Valley Theatre; $30*. 988-6131.

FAMILY TIES

√ "Pourquoi? Animal How and Why Stories," with storyteller Vicky Dworkin, 10 a.m., Kahuku Public and School Library, and 2 p.m., Waipahu Public Library; 5 and older; free. 293-8935, 675-0358.

Home for a Hermit Crab, investigate hermit crabs and their housemates, 3-4:30 p.m., Waikiki Aquarium; ages 4-6; $16* adult/child team. Register: 440-9007.

ETC.

√ Colorful Ala Moana Waterfront Walk, two-mile walking tour, 9 a.m.-noon, starts at the main entrance arch of Ala Moana Beach Park; free. 948-3299.

√ University of Hawai'i and East-West Center, one-mile walking tour of the Manoa campus, 1-4 p.m., starts at the flagpole at the corner of University Avenue and Dole Street; free. 948-3299.

√ Kealoha, slam poetry, 2:30 p.m., 'Ewa Beach Public and School Library; 12 and older; free. 689-1204.

ONE-TIME GIGS

Juke Joint, R&B, 9 p.m.-midnight, Ryan's Grill. 591-9132.

DANCE VENUES

Biku, acoustic guitar, 6-9 p.m., thirtyninehotel; 21 and older. 599-2552.

Salsa Dance Party, with Son Caribe, 9 p.m.-midnight, Panama Hattie's; 18 and older. 485-8226.

Piranha Brothers, rock 'n' roll, 9 p.m.-1 a.m., Bobby G's, International Market Place; also DJ D-Box, 1-4 a.m. 926-7066.

Acid Wash, '80s night with DJs Keoki and Nocturna, 9 p.m.-2 a.m., NextDoor; 21 and older. 548-6398.

DJ Cool Cameron, country and classic rock, 9 p.m.-4 a.m., Nashville Waikiki; also, free line dance lessons, 7-9 p.m. 926-7911.

Mini Skirts and Martinis, 9 p.m.-4 a.m., Zanzabar Night Club. 924-3939.

Wild 'n' Out Wednesdays, 9 p.m.-4 a.m., Fashion 45, Waikiki Trade Center; 21 and older. www.fashion45hawaii.com.

Red Stripe Reggae Night, with Maka and the I-Sight Band, 10 p.m., Boardriders Bar and Grill; 21 and older. 261-4600.

DJ Smooth, 10 p.m.-2 a.m., Dave and Buster's, Sunset Bar; 21 and older. 589-5007.