"The Power of Desire: A Midsummer Nightmare," written by Reb Beau Allen, translates Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream" to the present day, placing the action in a dance club called The Forest, hosted by performance artist Coco Chandelier. The adult take on a classic comedy opens at 8 tonight and continues through April 12 at the Leeward Community College Lab Theatre; $10, 455-0549.

SLEEP FOR FITNESS

GET THOSE ZZZS

Not getting enough sleep? That can interfere with your weight-loss goals. "Fit to Live" author and physician Pamela Peeke suggests a time management diary to analyze how you can find more time for shut-eye — and exercise. If necessary, cut back on TV time.

— Fitness magazine

FINAL WORD

"I don't want to be the pretty girl. I just want to dress up and look terrible on TV. You know, I've always wanted to be the ugly stepsister or the person with the problem."

— Tracey Ullman