Feeling grinchy this holiday season?

Maybe a little resentful that your youth was fleeting and now your kids are clamoring to see the play about the boy who never grew up — and never had to pay for a family-pack of theater tickets?

If that's your mindset, then remember, there's someone else who has an ax to grind, too: Capt. James Hook, star (or at least villain) of "Peter Pan," currently on stage at Diamond Head Theatre. The pirate himself (Christopher Obenchain, left) has taken a stab at convincing you to attend.

TOP 5

The top 5 reasons Captain Hook demands you see "Peter Pan"

5. WWOD? (What would Obama do?) He'd come see the show. You should, too.

4. I get 2 percent of the ticket gross.

3. After chasing the Lost Boys around for eons, I crave adult conversation.

2. I ain't getting all dressed up for my health!

1. Three words: "Target-rich environment." The Crocodile is less likely to attack me if you're in the theater.

IF YOU GO

Some performances are already sold out, but the show has been extended through Dec. 28, so call 733-0274 or check www.diamondheadtheatre.com to check on availability. Tickets are $12 to $42.