Carlos Alazraqui takes his standup routine to Pipeline Café Wednesday night. But before former Deputy James Garcia ("Reno 911") takes the stage, we read him his rights and told him to assume the position as we checked out the first 10 songs that popped up on his iPod when he hit shuffle.

Yann Tiersen, soundtrack from "Amelie"

Iron Maiden, "Running Free"

Astrud Gilberto, "Felicite"

The Housemartins, "Step Outside"

Sublime, "Badfish"

Beautiful South, "You Keep It All In"

The Frames, "Underglass"

Nightmare of You, "The Studded Cinctures"

Squeeze, "Cool For Cats"

Toots & the Maytals, "Aldina"