The Big Kahuna's 3D Glow Golf in Waikiki, 2250 Kalakaua Ave., is offering a reward system for students with good grades. No, not a cookie or a gold star: It's 18 free holes of mini-golf for students — public, private, home-schooled — who bring in their first-quarter report card showing good grades (A's, B's, ME's, MP's or Pass and Plus grades for a minimum of four academic subjects such as math, science, history, literature, reading, spelling, English, foreign language, computer science, religion). 924-3030.

FINAL WORD

"I'm probably the first person in the world who took up the accordion to get girls."

Daniel Handler | the author, aka Lemony Snicket, in Time magazine