IT'S LIVE: THIS WEEK ONLY

Don B-day Party with DJ Double J, old-school R&B. Gifts welcome but not required. 3 p.m.-2 a.m. today, Just One, 1372 S. King St. 955-3000.

Jonny Lang, blues (and soul) guitar virtuoso. doors open at 6 p.m., show at 8 today, Pipeline Cafe. (877) 750-4400, www.ticketmaster.com.

Anna Love and The Elements. The night is called Flashback Fridays. Anna does love her retro. 8:30 p.m. today, Ige's Restaurant. 486-3500.

The Butterfly Effect, with models of Monarch Talent sporting slinky J. Boudoir's lingerie. 9 p.m. today, The O Lounge; 21/older. 944-8436.

Resistor. Wasn't there, like, a Transformer called Resistor? Changed into a Passat. 9 p.m.-1 a.m. today, Kemo'o Farm; 21 and older. 622-5009.

Paula Fuga. Don't miss Ms. Fuga bringing the sweet vocals and mellow grooves to Kaka'ako. 9 p.m.-2 a.m. today, Bliss; 18/older. 392-3692.

Missing Dave. Does Missing Dave play "What's Up?" We really don't like 4 Non Blondes. 10 p.m. today, Red Lion University. 949-5466.

Post Valentine's, with live performances and go-go dancers. 10 p.m.-3 a.m. today, 1739 Kalakaua Ave.; 18/older. www.dungeonhawaii.com.

Celtic Waves. A wave that won't toss you on a reef, but may score you points with Enya. 5-8:30 p.m. Saturday, O'Toole's Irish Pub. 536-4138.

Mark Cosgrove, with Saloon Pilots opening. Coffee next door. 7:30 p.m. Saturday, rRed Elephant; $25. 550-8457, www.honoluluboxoffice.com.

Don Tiki's Forbidden Love. Call old Mr. Hanalei. Open at 8 p.m. Saturday, Events at the Tower, Aloha Tower Marketplace. (877) 750-4400.

Black Square. CD-release party with Dolls Till Daylight, Ex-Superheroes. Doors open at 8 p.m., show at 9 Saturday, SoundHouse. 526-0200.

Kapena, contemporary Hawaiian, near the harbor, with beer and garlic fries for sale. 8:30 p.m.-midnight Saturday, Gordon Biersch. 599-4877.

Natural Vibrations, Inoa'ole, Sashamon and Hot Rain. The Pipe digs reggae. Open at 9 p.m. Saturday, Pipeline Cafe; 18/older. 589-1999.

Westside Connection 2, with DJ Ill Phil, go-go dancers and more. They promise. 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Saturday, Just One, 1372 S. King St. 955-3000.

Dock Sessions. from 808 Scene Zine with live bands playing, watching the tide go away. 9:30 p.m. Saturday, Don Ho's Island Grill. 528-0807.

Beach Party Beer Bash, with the 808 Boys. Who's in charge of bringing the kegs? 3 p.m.-closing Sunday, Hula's Bar & Lei Stand. 923-0669.

Ladies Lounge, with DeeDee Donahue's pool tournament and barbeque. Who's in charge of steaks? 5 p.m. Sunday, Angles Waikiki. 926-9766.

Micah Banks Wet and Wild Birthday Bash. United DJs, Krystilez, more. 7 p.m.-midnight Sunday, Hawaiian Waters Adventure Park. 479-3008.

Vanilla Ice. All right, stop! Collaborate and listen. The Ice man lives! Doors open at 9 p.m., show at 10 Sunday, Pipeline Cafe. 589-1999.

Mardi Gras Street Festival, entertainment, food booths, bands. 6-10 p.m. Tuesday, Nu'uanu Avenue between Pauahi and King streets.

"Tenacity," Honolulu Jazz Quartet CD-release concert. 8-10 p.m. Tuesday, Luke Lecture Hall, Wo International Center, Punahou School. 923-3909.

Phat Tuesday Mardi Gras Party, with special show by Derek Daniels Productions. 8 p.m.-closing Tuesday, Hula's Bar & Lei Stand. 923-0669.

Thursdays Rock. No, really, it does! It rocks hard. Featuring The Miltons, Green Eyes and Madspirit. 9 p.m. Thursday, SoundHouse. 526-0200.

ON THE TURNTABLES

Get Fresh! featuring Infiltrata, drum-n-bass, with DJs G-Spot, Ikon, others. 10 p.m.-2 a.m. today, Indigo Eurasian Cuisine. 521-2900, 591-3500.

Ginza. DJs Main Ingredient, Nocturnal Sound Krew, Badmouth, Nitelite and Kentaro. 10 p.m.-4 a.m. today, Lotus Soundbar. 924-1688.

Skyline. DJs KSM, Jedi, ShawnG, KSmooth, SubZero, Byron the Fur, more. 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Saturday, Hanohano Room; 21/older. 921-4600.

Sisters In Sound. Zita, Chia, Toki and Ms. Angel spin with some very special guests. 9 p.m.-4 a.m. Saturday, Lotus Soundbar. 924-1688.

NOTABLE, NEW AND NOT-SO-NEW: DJS, BANDS AND SPACES

Rock Star Fridays. DJed rawk, rap, reggae, long lines of club newbies. 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Fridays, Brew Moon; 18/older. www.verticaljunkies.com.

The Good Life. Dress to impress. Asian, American, international dance mixes. 9 p.m.-4 a.m. Fridays, Zanzabar Night Club; 21/older. 924-3939.

Bamboleo. Dance, we said! Brazilian and Latin under the stars. 9:30 p.m.-1:30 a.m. Fridays, Spada Bar and Restaurant; 18/older. 538-3332.

Syllabus. A variety of turntablists spins hip-hop, reggae and soul for baked ziti. 9:30 p.m.-2 a.m. Fridays, Cafe Che Pasta; 21/older. 524-0004.

Wonder Lounge: New Chapter. Same fashionable club kids. 9:30 p.m.-2 a.m. Fridays, Wonderland at the W Honolulu; 21/older. 922-3734.

Cheddar. Melt in two rooms of sound; hold the white bread. 10 p.m.-4 a.m. Fridays, The Living Room, Fisherman's Wharf; 21/older. 395-2100.

The Monkey Bar. Featuring DJs delve1der and XL. 9:30 p.m.-2 a.m. Saturdays, Ciao Mein, Hyatt Regency; 21/older. www.verticaljunkies.com.

A Midsummer Night's Trance. Euro dance and trance. Close your eyes ... dance! 10 p.m. Saturdays, Club Promo, 325 Seaside Ave. 351-1597.

Salsa & Reggaeton Dance Club. With DJs and the Friikiitonas Dancers. 10 p.m.-2 a.m. Saturdays, Cafe Che Pasta; 18/older. 524-0004.

The Next Level and Speakeasy. Crowds gather after 2 a.m. 10 p.m.-4 a.m. Saturdays, The Living Room, Fisherman's Wharf; 21/older. 395-2100.

The A-List. Are you on it? Vanilla Ice isn't and he's not happy. With DJs Ross Jackson & Vertigo. 10 p.m.-2 a.m. Saturdays, Bar 35. 537-3535.

Kaleidoscope. With Ross Jackson and DJ Vagina. It's Tuesday. Dance, dance, dance! 9 p.m.-4 p.m. Tuesdays, NextDoor; 21/older. 548-6398.

Acid Wash. With DJs Vegas Mike, Nocturna, Quiksilva and special guests. 9 p.m.-2 a.m. Wednesdays, NextDoor; 21/older. 548-6398.

Endless Summer Camp. With DJs SubZero, Durtie Rice, it's a super hot spot. 10 p.m.-2 a.m. Wednesdays, The O Lounge; 18/older. 944-8436.

Live at 35. Acoustic rock with Jason Allan. We're so darn happy about live music at Bar 35. 8:30 p.m.-midnight Thursdays, Bar 35. 537-3535.

Riot. Have yet to see a riot at Hula's, but anything's possible, and with shirtless bartenders. 9 p.m. Thursdays, Hula's Bar & Lei Stand. 923-0669.

Redda Fire. Reggae and dancehall on the lovely waterfront. 10 p.m.-4 a.m. Thursdays, The Living Room, Fisherman's Wharf. 395-2100.

Eastside Grill. Not just a sports bar, but a great place to relax with friends; great pupu, too. daily, Puck's Alley, 1035 University Ave. 952-6555.

Mai Tai Bar. Live entertainment and happy hour daily. It's a major hookup joint, too, but you already knew that. Ala Moana Center. 947-2900.