SATURDAY SCOOPS
Summertime title fight!
By Mary Kaye Ritz
Advertiser Staff Writer
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Just home from college? My son, Augustine Downes, came up with this list of things to do his first weekend home after a long, cold winter on the Mainland. Funny, but it looks nothing like his mother's to-do list for him for the same weekend:
| HER LIST | HIS LIST | |
| Get a job. | Get a tattoo. | |
| Hit the dentist for teeth-cleaning. | Hit Sandy's for bodyboarding. | |
| Take Grandma for tea (your treat). | Take Grandma to Morton's for steak and lobster (her treat). | |
| Eat your five-a-day of fruits and veggies. | Eat five plates of garlic chicken. | |
| Go Web surfing for internships. | Go surfing at Queen's. | |
| Go for a haircut. | Go to a concert at the Pipeline Cafe. | |
| Make plans to see "Akeelah and the Bee." | Make plans to see "Snakes on a Plane." | |
| Hike up your pants. | Hike all three peaks of Olomana. | |
| Pick up in your room. | Pick up babes at Ward. | |
| Take little brother to the 50th State Fair. | Take little brother to kegger at the beach. |
